masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

lesbian-god:

When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys

(Source: lesbian-goddesss)

dreaminghermione:

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points


source
iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey
one of my schoolmates: harry potter is for children
me: wingardium levifuckyou

iamthemanfromnantucket:

thismeatisundercooked:

When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

OMG I just spit my drink on myself 

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours